Being present there, my impetuous tongue to silence I could not resign When an order from God of admission on high Came the way of that reverend divine; I humbly addressed the Almighty: O Lord, Excuse this presumption of mine, But he’ll never relish the virgins of heaven, The garden’s green borders, the wine! For paradise isn’t place for a preacher To meddle and meddle and mangle, And he, pious man—second nature to him Is the need to dispute and to jangle; His business has been to set folk by the ears And get nations and sects in a tangle: Up there in the sky is no Mosque and no Church And no Temple—with whom will he wrangle? |